I want you to reach into the vaults of memory and recall the first blush of adoration you experienced for the fairer half of our species, the strength of your desire and longing for her touch…when was the last time a woman truly stoked the fires of your imagination, made your heart quicken and your blood rush? I want to take you back to the square root of electric hunger, of feral hope, and wild elation.

I want to inspire you…

To grant your wishes…

To be your escape from the monotony of routine…

That probably sounds damn ambitious to you, but please think… when was the last time you truly played? I’m going to go out on a limb and guess